Still haven’t finished Christmas shopping? Don’t know what to buy for the person who has everything? Don’t worry, I’m here to help. These unique gift ideas are guaranteed to make the Holidays bright:

TAUNTAUN SLEEPING BAG

Do you have a little nerd in your life? Then I bet he’ll appreciate this amazing Tauntaun sleeping bag. Enjoy hours of pretending to slice open your recently deceased animal companion and then stuff yourself into his warm intestines. And I thought they were cuddly on the outside!

LANDY DÉSIR COGNAC

Your eyes are not deceiving you; that bottle of cognac is actually wearing a miniature dress and hat. I walked into my local liquor store with a friend and spotted this little gem the other day. I tried to convince him to chip in 30 bucks and split it with me, but he wasn’t having it. At $60, I think it’s a steal.

YULE A GO-GO: THE BURLESQUE YULE LOG DVD

So, take your basic video fireplace and then green-screen strippers in front of it and you’ve got Yule A Go-Go. I was at a christmas party recently where this was playing and I was glued to my seat until I had seen each and every holiday-themed strip tease… and then I watched them all a second time. It’s probably the best video art I’ve seen all year. If you happen to be buying a gift for me, please take special note of this one.